I came home from tutoring last night and was totally vegging out on the computer. I was checking out a new friend from Kindermusik who recently "friended" me on Facebook. Bill comes up behind me as I was checking out her "info." He notices some things about her work history and then checks out her birthdate. He proceeds to say, "Oh look, she's older...like you."
Really? You're never getting laid again! Hahahahahaaaaaaaa...don't mess with me!