Do you ever make a joke about your kid(s) and after you make it, you think, you're a sicko...you're really a sicko???
Come on...tell me I'm not the only one!
Matt has this new habit of biting things when he's upset. It started with our living room couch...he seriously tears into it...I'm afraid he's going to bite a freaking hole in the cushion! Now he's doing it right before bed to blankets and Husband (haha) and Me (not funny) and Louie (his lovey).
It's really not funny b/c he tears into the object de jour with such force, it reminds me of that White Tiger and that dude...you know the one...the one from Siegfried and Roy? Yeah...Matt's that Tiger.
Anyway...last night, I put him in his crib b/c he was so tired and just out of control.
I look down to see him biting his pillow like a rabid animal...
I start laughing at him (because that's what all good mothers do, right?).
Husband asks what's going on...
My reply?
Matt's a pillow biter (begin collapse of uncontrollable laughter from very mature mother).
I'm going to Hell...
Ummm...Please Don't Steal My Craziness...Okay? Thanks!
People I Love...follow along if you're so inclined!
4 comments:
Mwhahahaha! HILARIOUS!
We do that all the time! Two night ago DH was holding on the of the girls on his chest and they threw their head back and hit his package. Of course I blurted out "Does she give good head?"
I can't believe that story just left the confines of my bedroom!
OK, can I use "ROFL" now? Bwahahaha!!!
OK, I am so embarrassed, but I didn't get it at first. That's a clue as to what's NOT going on at my house these days. :-) Once I got it, I laughed my ass off!! We call our girls all kinds of nice things, too.
OMG hahaha!! Riley has this same problem with biting. He goes as far as to biting himself at times!! Now when he does it, I will for sure think of this post!
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