Just a small unload of my brain after a measly 2.5 days away...and yes, there is a glass of wine to my right...
- Matt climbed out of the pack-n-play during a naptime session. Is there life after pack-n-play?
- Had a baby shower for SIL that was a surprise...went off without a hitch. It wasn't supposed to be a surprise, but all of the sudden, her husband came up with that idea...can you tell it really fucked with my plans??? (cue OCD kicking in)...anyway, I haven't been able to talk about it here b/c I'm not sure if she still reads. I can't keep secrets to save my life. Things have been rough for me, huh?
- Sleeping in the same room with the Crazies sucks my ass.
- If slow people would stay out of the fast lane, world peace may just be possible.
- Never promise the Crazies (or any spawn for that matter) that they're going to see Christmas lights unless you're completely, 100%, totally sure about that...otherwise, the universe will screw you (and by "the universe," I mean lazy people who haven't been decorating their houses for the past two weeks in anticipation of us driving by...fuckers).
- Blame the lazy fuckers from previous bullet when Husband keeps laughing at you b/c Crazies keep saying, "I wanna see Chismasss liiiits." Don't try to hit him...he's driving, for God's sake!
- My knee feels wonky b/c I haven't been to PT since Monday.
- "Wonky" doesn't get picked up on spellcheck, so it must be a real word, right?
- Don't even get me started on riding shotgun on a long car ride...I'll save that for another day.
- You people who send their cards right before or right after Thanksgiving confuse me. Do you do that every year? You're amazing...
- I like wine.
- Isn't it amazing that your kids can be completely zonked out in the car, be brought inside all sleepy and cute, hit the floor, and start RUNNING around the house with all of their faculties??? How do they do it? Then Husband questions me opening up a bottle of wine...how could I not?
That's all for now. My brain completely overloaded with things I wanted to write, so I'll supplement this as the week goes on, but I just had to get a few things out...remember, this blog is my free therapy, so I'm allowed to do this! Hope everyone enjoyed a lot of turkey and crap...
8 comments:
I love the word "wonky". I'm glad someone else uses it besides me.
Yes, wonky is a real word, of course!! I set the Christmas Lights expectation very very low indeed, so it creates maximum surprise when someone does indeed bother. FYI we don't bother!! Life after travel cots, um, well our twins would boost each other out of real cots - they had seperate cots, just long arms & legs + Daddy's rock climbing genes, so out they went. Thing with twins, they are each other's peer pressure, cheer leader & leg up to get into all sorts of trouble. My singles never did half the damage our twins managed. Love Posie
This post is GREAT! I laughed out loud! I can relate to every point and if it wasn't 8:15 in the morning, I would be drinking wine too! Welcome home:)
A trip away has sent you over the edge, I fear. You used the "f" work many times, indicating you can't find the right adjective or adverb so you automatically substitute the universal "f" word. Very funny...
My back always hurts soooo bad after a long car ride with the kids. Obviously you know why and can relate! ugh!!
I would rather drive than ride shotgun (especially with children in the vehicle). Grrr.
oooh baby shower! glad it went well :)
and no, I don't think there is life after pack-n-play.....
Remember when we would make our husbands drive so we could sleep in the passenger seat? Ahhhhhhh, sweet memories!
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