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Sunday, June 13, 2010

Weekly Winners

You like seafood? Haha...never gets old!


Tiger Lily...welcome Summer!!



Can you tell who is the tiger and who is the lily?




Fave...



Lashes lashes, lashes lashes, we all fall down!
Seriously...people pay good money for lashes like these!



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So into watching something...wanna know what it was?



Truth is, I couldn't stop looking either! So fun!


Play along if you're into this sort of this...Lotus at Sarcastic Mom.

Getting to Know You


1. If you could have one of Superman's, powers which one would you want? Superhuman strength..Flight..Superhuman speed..X-Ray vision..etc

X-ray vision...that way when I ask the Crazies a question, I can see through the wall if their answer is yes or no...they already think I can apparently.


2. The best thing I ever won is....?

I'm not a winner. I like to win blog awards b/c then I know people actually read this shit, but I rarely forward them or follow the rules about what I'm supposed to do...I'm not a winner.

Oh...I think I won the AHOTY award one year at my old school...AHOTY stands for AssHole of The Year...yes, it was a proud moment to recollect the asshole run-in that I would much rather forget. Yes, we're talking about students, but there was also a PAHOTY award that was specific to parents...didn't win that one that year...

3. Have you ever skyped with a bloggy friend?

Nope...I look horrible on my camera. I have no idea how people "meet" over those things...I seriously look like ass! I'd be single forever if I had to "date" online right now.


4. What is your favorite Summer month?

June...school's out, baby!!!
July...Husband's birthday, pilgrimage to NY, our anniversary
August...kids' birthday, back to school shopping, looking forward to wearing jeans/sweaters again

Who can seriously just have one? I mean, come on, people!!!


5. Pool, Lake, or Ocean?

Ocean...water that doesn't move (like lakes) freaks me out. I think of the ocean as a toilet that is constantly flushing...that way, I always get fresh water!

Pool water grosses me out b/c I know that kids snot, pee, and sneeze in there. With an ocean, all of that snot, urine, and sneezy shit would wash out to sea...not stay in my immediate area or need chemicals to kill it.

Oh, and lakes...have you ever seen those movies with the guy in the hockey mask??? Yeah...no lakes for me. Plus the bottoms are so sticky...gross!

Disclaimer: If I had my own pool, I might feel differently.


6. One of my favorite Summer memories is.....?

Take the ferry to Fire Island, getting stuck in a rain storm while boating back from Fire Island (on a very small boat), going to the beach with my sister (although I'm pretty sure we only went once as she suffered a horrific burn), and spending many a summer doing nothing except laying in the sun, going to the beach, and hanging out around the house...one of the reasons I became a teacher...awesome vacation time!

Oh, we were only supposed to write about one? Well, excuuuuuse me!

7. What's your favorite secret bargain?

The guy who hauls shit out of our backyard is a freaking steal...weird, right? What can I say? I'm impressed by how much stuff he'll take off our hands for a nominal fee...

8. Do you plan on or have you been watching the World Cup?

Blah...all of the sudden, Husband gets interested in a sport that he never cared about before...poser! I refuse to get into it...what can I say? You can have your soccer...I'll stick to football.

Play along with Keely at Mannland5!