Mommy: We're having tacos for dinner tonight.
Hailey: Cockos!!! Cockos!! Yeah, Cockos!!!
(note to self...wait for a while before eating at a Mexican restaurant)
Matt: Argghhhhhh...(hitting Mommy in the face b/c she asked him to get off her lap for spitting all over her laptop screen)
Daddy: Matt, get in time-out before you get killed.
Mommy: (hysterical laughter)
Matt: I'm not on crack.
Daddy: We are...Penn State!!!
Matt: We are Penn Tate!!!
Hailey: I want to be Penn State!
Matt: No, me!!! I'm Penn State!
Mommy: See the little kitty.
Hailey: Titty...Titty! Hi Titty!
(note to self...wait a while before going to a pet store)