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Monday, December 20, 2010

What Won't You Miss? Here are my top 12 (in song form no less)...

The First thing at Christmas that I won't miss at all...is feeding the Christmas tree.

The Second thing at Christmas that I won't miss at all...wrapping the presents and feeding the Christmas tree.

The Third thing at Christmas that I won't miss at all...making those cookies (it's no wonder people get fat around this time of year), wrapping the presents, and feeding the Christmas tree.

The Fourth thing at Christmas that I won't miss at all...whining for candy (shut up!  shut up!  shut up!!!!), making the cookies, wrapping the presents, and feeding the Christmas tree.

The Fifth thing at Christmas that I won't miss at all...five months of bills, whining for candy, making the cookies, wrapping the presents, and feeding the Christmas tree.

The sixth thing at Christmas that I won't miss at all...cleaning up the glitter (seriously people...stop buying cards with glitter.  Glitter is just tiny shards of glass waiting to make their way into the Crazies' eyes!), five months of bills, whining for candy, making the cookies, wrapping the presents, and feeding the Christmas tree.

The seventh thing at Christmas that I won't miss at all...being nice to strangers (ugh!), cleaning up glitter, five months of bills, whining for candy, making the cookies, wrapping the presents, and feeding the Christmas tree.

The eighth thing at Christmas that I won't miss at all...wearing red and green (ew!), being nice to strangers, cleaning up glitter, five months of bills, whining for candy, making the cookies, wrapping the presents, and feeding the Christmas tree.

The ninth thing at Christmas that I won't miss at all...all those cardboard boxes (OMG...Husband makes me recycle all of them too), wearing red and green, being nice to strangers, cleaning up the glitter, five months of bills, whining for candy, making the cookies, wrapping the presents, and feeding the Christmas tree.

The tenth thing at Christmas that I won't miss at all...hiding that stupid Elf, all those cardboard boxes, wearing red and green, being nice to strangers, cleaning up the glitter, five months of bills, whining for candy, making the cookies, wrapping the presents, and feeding the Christmas tree.

The eleventh thing at Christmas that I won't miss at all...all of the clutter, hiding that Elf, all those cardboard boxes, wearing red and green, being nice to strangers, cleaning up the glitter, five months of bills, whining for candy, making the cookies, wrapping the presents, and feeding the Christmas tree.

The twelfth thing at Christmas that I won't miss at all...total moron drivers (I'm going to effing run someone over pretty soon), all of the clutter, hiding that Elf, all those cardboard boxes, wearing red and green, being nice to strangers, cleaning up the glitter, five months of bills, whining for candy, making the cookies, wrapping the presents, and feeding the Christmas tree.


Disclaimer:  I'm not a total Scrooge...there are just some things that I'm sick of doing/thinking about/putting off.  I'm actually really enjoying Christmas this year!  I also rewrote every single line rather than copying and pasting, so I'm hoping there are no typos!  Merry Merry Merry!!!

Disclaimer #2:  I don't actually wear red and green.  I consider it, but don't actually do it.  Sometimes I'll throw on some red, but immediately wonder if it's too much and change.

Disclaimer #3:  I nearly had a panic attack when I was rereading this and thought I skipped the 8th thing...yes, I'm a total loser.

Makes My Monday: Fingerpaints and OCD


Matt did this all by himself in less than 3 minutes...OCD much?  His curve was perfect...a lot better than I could have done.  He then spent the next 10 minutes rolling his "attacker" into the other bottles to knock them all over the kitchen.  He's pretty awesome.

Hailey spent most of Sunday fingerpainting/making houses and cleaning this gooey crap off her hands.  She loves it and is going to be my artiste!  I'm sure of it.  I may have to graduate to real paint with her after seeing how careful she is!  God, how I wish I invented ColorWon.der stuff...I'd be rich!!!!
  

Thanks to Cheryl from Twinfatuation for making Mondays a little brighter (God, that sounded queer...I'm all rainbows and sunshine around Christmas I guess).