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Thursday, December 23, 2010

I Kinda Think "White Christmas" is Racist...and other merriment going on with the Crazies

I figure that not too many people are reading blogs the night before Christmas Eve (Christmas Eve Eve?), so I have a lower chance of offending anyone.

I can only remember the beginning of most songs.  I don't know why...maybe that's because I start singing them and get distracted...gee, what could I get distracted by?  Two screaming Crazies?  Yeah...that's it!

I keep finding myself starting to sing White Christmas (on key of course).

I'm dreaming of a White Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know

See?  Racist...and I thought we'd come so far...sigh...stupid white people(now you'll never sing that song the same way again...I've taken your innocence).

Anyway, tomorrow is Christmas Eve.  We still have one train table, one dollhouse, two tricycles, and 7 presents to get assembled andor wrapped.  That's not too shabby!  I still have to wrap stocking stuffers, but I'll just use those annoying scraps of paper for that.  We also have to go shopping the Dog's gifts...seriously...we do that...kill me now!

Tomorrow we're going to put together our Gingerbread Village.  I made the mistake of showing the Crazies the box today at lunch and then suffered through begging and crying for the next 30 minutes.  Note to self:  When you are going to do an activity tomorrow, don't show them the box (and the candy and the icing) today!  DUH!!!

Tomorrow we're also going to go church...yeah, I'm one of those people.  We only make it on the really important days.  Shame on me...yadda, yadda, yadda.  I think it would be so much easier if they had church in the afternoon like they are tomorrow...Sunday mornings are ROUGH!!!

I will also give my family their Christmas PJ's tomorrow...first time ever of starting this tradition.

Our Christmas Eve menu consists of mozzarella sticks, french onion stuffed mushrooms, chicken bites, crab dip, crudites, chips/dip, and shrimp cocktail.  Sounds perfect, right???  I love appies!!!

I don't know if you've seen the Christmas movie Santa Claus is Coming to Town, but the Bad Guy's name is Bergermeister Meisterberger (and he has a German accent...racism rears its ugly head again...poor Nazis).  Hailey keeps telling me that "Meisterberger no like kids," but the way she says it sounds like "Masturbator no like kids."  I keep trying to correct her, but it's hysterical at the same time!  I wonder what the people thought at the Kids' Zone this morning!

That's all for Christmas Eve Eve.  Hope you enjoys yours!!!!

Preschool Christmas Show (a.k.a. 10 minutes of torture)

So, I know that you all ignore my videos (except my family...YOU GUYS ROCK!!)...even turn away at the sight of them, but seriously.  You've gotta know by  now that they're worth it.

I have split our preschool videos into segments and inserted my own commentary into each one...you're welcome for that.

Enjoy (BTW, I'm doing this mostly for family b/c at least they love me).

Your first selection is Jingle Bells where my kids didn't sing a lick.


Your second selection is "How Many Freaking Reindeer Are There???"





And, of course...the ABCs


Finally, the Blessing...thank God this is over!!!!




Even though I joke, it was really cute.  It's not easy for most adults to sit in front of a group of adults much less a bunch of 2-year olds!  I give them a lot of credit and the teachers even more!