This week I learned some stuff (God, could I sound less intelligent?):
- I don't deal well with puke.
- I really don't deal well if it's in the morning and it's dog puke.
- I seriously don't deal well if the dog starts to try to eat her partially digested food.
- That makes me want to puke and I gag like a Nancy.
- Then I feel bad for her.
- I can live without coffee.
- That doesn't mean I necessarily want to.
- I could possibly hug the FedEx guy for carrying my new Keurig across my front lawn.
- I never thought that was possible.
- He's kinda gross (I didn't learn that...I already knew that).
- I can cry hysterically at a funeral in a television show.
- I can sob and slobber at said funeral even if it's a high school musical drama show.
- Then I can laugh at myself...even though it's really sad, I lost my shit over Glee.
- I have a much cuter wardrobe in the summer.
- I feel prettier when it's summer.
- I like being tan (don't tell my dermatologist...I have to see her next week).
- Tan for me is not what tan is for everyone else. I'd call myself beige.
- The Housewives of New York make me giggle.
- They also make me roll my eyes.
- Their "problems" are ridiculous.
- Although, I do like the "Bush Shaper," Cindy...she's cool.
- As much as I love the CSA, I am thankful when we don't have hoards of fruits and veggies around.
- My kitchen is much less cluttered.
- Although, I miss the fresh fruits and veggies.
- I was spoiled.
- I hate banks.
- They play games.
- They are stupid.
- I don't like them.
- It was much easier for me to put the Crazies down for their naps yesterday.
- I didn't even lose my temper.
- I just let them jump on their beds and crack jokes and laugh.
- It's too bad that a FB status from a college friend is what made me check myself.
- Her 3-year old daughter was headed to the ICU as I put my Crazies down.
- They weren't sure what was wrong with her.
- Too sad.
- I really really really hope she's okay.
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16 comments:
Worried about the dog - good luck today...
I mean, are we twins?
Glee OMG - seriously! I cried like a baby. PJ pointed and laughed. I laughed outloud that you used "Bush shaper" : )
I hate banks too but for different, I used to work for one UGH!
You made my morning. Thank you!
Our dog eats his own poop.
It's disgusting.
You learned way more than I did this week. :)
The dog we used to have ate her puke too...and she was FAST...she would have it gobbled up entirely before I could get over there. (Sorry, don't gag!)
I have to watch the last two episodes of Glee, but it makes me cry nearly every week, so I am prepared.
I definitely prefer summer clothes too...and I am proud of my "beige" tan from last week!
Here from FNLs. I'm a Gleek too and teared up at that episode! And I can relate about being somewhat tanned - my tan is still considered pale to most people!
We have two dogs, two dogs that take care of each others "messes" but not their outside messes if you get my drift. They also fight over any cat piles that appear.
It's totally gross but I'll fess up; I love not having to pick up hot, mushy kibble!
I love that you embrace your super whiteness! I've accepted that I'll never be "tan", just a darker shade of pastey!
I dont handle puke well either my dog threw up once and I called my husband home from work to come and clean it cause at that point I had thrown up trying to clean it.
He laughed at me so I called my dear old dad and he came and cleaned up mine and the dogs True Story.
I also cry at funerals on TV.... I am right there with you
My dogs also enjoy puking and eating said puke. I have sadly become desensitized to it.
And don't tell ANYONE, but I totally lost it over that Glee episode too.
SHhhhh...
I don't like puke in general, but animal puke is the worst.
I just watched NY Housewives most recent episode. If Ramona's eyes pop out of her head one more time I think they will forever detached.
puke is my nemesis. seriously.
and csa?? we've had salad with every.single.meal since wednesday am! i did find a good recipe for creamy spinach, though! :)
The only thing worse than the dog eating his own puke was when I came back to clean up the kid's puke and the dog was eating it. I almost hurled myself.
I HATE banks with a passion despite my best friend being a banker. I am so glad we keep or non-existent money in a credit union.
Puke can really ruin a perfectly good day! :( not the way t start it off any how!
Glad you like summer clothes...I like my winter clothes because they cover so much more of my fat!! :):)
Have a great weekend Rebecca!
Beige is good. We are all skim milk colored at the beginning of summer.
The eating puke thing almost made me gag thinking about it. Clearly, I don't do well with that either.
I swear, our dogs can be surrounded by tile but will find the nearest rug or carpet to crap or puke on. wtf??
Hope your friend's daughter is ok...how scary!
I totally feel prettier in the summer with a tan.
i hope your friends daughter is okay...
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