Me: Matt, where is your sandwich?
Matt (with the saddest face you've ever seen): In Bwie's tummy...
* Brie is our dog.
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One day while they were trying to take their naps...
Matt: What's wrong, Hailey?
Hailey: I want my flower blanket on me.
Matt: Well, you can do that by yourself.
Hailey: I want Mommy to do it!
Matt: Well, you'll have to call her louder then.
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Watching Mickey Mouse Clubhouse...
Genie (showing a cone): What shape is this??
Hailey (shouting): PARTY HAT!!!
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During a playdate with a preschool pal...
Jason: Matt kicked me in da nuts...
Matt: I don't know dis NUTS! What is NUTS??
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Me: Okay, I'm going to vacuum now.
Hailey: Okay...and we'll FREAK OUT!
* Their activity of choice during vacuuming is to run around and scream like crazy people.
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Matt: I wanna play Memory.
Me (nearly gagging): Okay, I'll set it up...oh, look! It's 72 pieces.
Hailey (hands out very dramatically): Um...I don't have time to play this game. It's just too much.
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Me: We can look at the toy section, but we're not buying anything.
Hailey: Dat's right...because we have a ton of toys and they're driving you nuts.
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Me: We can look at the toy section, but we're not buying anything.
Hailey: Dat's right...because we have a ton of toys and they're driving you nuts.
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10 comments:
OH MY WORD, I love this post!
I need to do a regular Tuesday Talkfest on my baby blog (will you do a linky?)
My best? "what is dis nuts?"
omg i love it! in bwie's' tummy...so sad! and the nuts one...well i'll just leave that up to bill :)
Love the freak out at the vacuum. oh and the nuts...oh my goodness, hilarious!
good times
Maybe a lesson in "nuts" needs to be taught. HAHA!
We have Toy Story Memory and only do about half of the matches so it isn't as overwhelming.
I cannot WAIT till PJ starts saying stuff like this.
Bwhahaha I love it!
i spit my coffee out at the last one! hahaha.
also...maybe i grew up too ghetto, but, i can't help but hum dre's deez nuts. :)
The freak out is definitely my favorite!
ha! love the last one about toys driving you nuts! Have they heard that a few times? haha!!
The conversation about the blanket has been overheard in my house as well - esp the "call her louder" part!
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