This week I learned some stuff (God, could I sound less intelligent?):
- I don't deal well with puke.
- I really don't deal well if it's in the morning and it's dog puke.
- I seriously don't deal well if the dog starts to try to eat her partially digested food.
- That makes me want to puke and I gag like a Nancy.
- Then I feel bad for her.
- I can live without coffee.
- That doesn't mean I necessarily want to.
- I could possibly hug the FedEx guy for carrying my new Keurig across my front lawn.
- I never thought that was possible.
- He's kinda gross (I didn't learn that...I already knew that).
- I can cry hysterically at a funeral in a television show.
- I can sob and slobber at said funeral even if it's a high school musical drama show.
- Then I can laugh at myself...even though it's really sad, I lost my shit over Glee.
- I have a much cuter wardrobe in the summer.
- I feel prettier when it's summer.
- I like being tan (don't tell my dermatologist...I have to see her next week).
- Tan for me is not what tan is for everyone else. I'd call myself beige.
- The Housewives of New York make me giggle.
- They also make me roll my eyes.
- Their "problems" are ridiculous.
- Although, I do like the "Bush Shaper," Cindy...she's cool.
- As much as I love the CSA, I am thankful when we don't have hoards of fruits and veggies around.
- My kitchen is much less cluttered.
- Although, I miss the fresh fruits and veggies.
- I was spoiled.
- I hate banks.
- They play games.
- They are stupid.
- I don't like them.
- It was much easier for me to put the Crazies down for their naps yesterday.
- I didn't even lose my temper.
- I just let them jump on their beds and crack jokes and laugh.
- It's too bad that a FB status from a college friend is what made me check myself.
- Her 3-year old daughter was headed to the ICU as I put my Crazies down.
- They weren't sure what was wrong with her.
- Too sad.
- I really really really hope she's okay.
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