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Thursday, June 9, 2011

Weiner-ific

Okay, I'm just going to say it (even though I don't typically follow current events and hate discussing politics...especially on my family blog), if Weiner's wife stays with him, I'm moving to Canada.

Haha...okay, not really...they have horrible healthcare there!

Seriously though...I am so sick of these women staying with these overinflated, testosterone laden idiots that I could scream!

Here...I'm going to marry someone who is a player (and I know this b/c my one of my close girlfriends told me so...we're not friends anymore though b/c I thought she wanted my husband), I'll get a great career (or support the career of said player while my own career wafts in the wind), I'll get rich, I'll be mildly happy, and then it will all crumble.

"Why would it crumble?" you might ask...

Because my husband had to send a picture of his junk to some girls.

WTF??

Who DOES that???

When this started, I turned to Husband and said, "do people really do that?"  

Affirmative, my dear...you sweet, innocent, naive Wife.

They do it and enjoy it.

I just don't get it.

I know...I know...you never understand a relationship unless you're in it and you can't judge because that's God's job...I know all that shit.

I also know that we're publicly demonstrating to our young women that even though our husbands...to whom we have vowed our loyalty and love...could quite possibly violate all of those vows in a completely lewd, public, and selfish manner, that we're supposed to accept that the "right thing to do" is to stay with these pigs???

What these girls must think of us!

Well, that will not be what Hailey learns.

Not at all...

I get that people make mistakes.

I get that people lie.

I get that people cheat.

What I don't get is allowing ourselves to stand by and take it.

Is it really worth that hurt?

Is it really worth that embarrassment?

Is it really worth it?

I think not.

Then I heard a theory that there's too much testosterone in their bodies (people like Weiner and Clinton and a zillion other men that have found themselves in similar predicaments) and that they truly do believe that they're above being caught...that makes me think that we should have hormone testing as part of the application to run for office.  These testosterone freaks are leading our country...they're making decisions that will effect our lives...oh, and then they are lying to our faces!

Seriously...would you let some Roid-head make major decisions about retirement, education, and welfare?

I didn't think so.

However, these guys are basically running on the same amount of testosterone that these steroid dudes are...and they're getting paid a lot more money!

You may be wondering what spurned this sudden outburst of nonsensical ranting...well, I just heard that his wife (of 11 months or something horrific like that) may be pregnant...my heart hurts for this woman (please be smart enough to walk away from this douche), but more for this child.  To come in to the world amid scandal like this is just not fair to any child.

Thoughts?  Differing opinions?  Similar rants?

Share it all, but be respectful, please...this wasn't even what I was going to write about for today's post...I thought it was Thursday night!  The good thing is that Friday's post is already written!  LOL