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Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Tuesday Talkfest

Me:  Matt, where is your sandwich?
Matt (with the saddest face you've ever seen):  In Bwie's tummy...

* Brie is our dog.

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One day while they were trying to take their naps...

Matt:  What's wrong, Hailey?
Hailey:  I want my flower blanket on me.
Matt:  Well, you can do that by yourself.
Hailey:  I want Mommy to do it!
Matt:  Well, you'll have to call her louder then.


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Watching Mickey Mouse Clubhouse...
Genie (showing a cone):  What shape is this??
Hailey (shouting):  PARTY HAT!!!


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During a playdate with a preschool pal...
Jason:  Matt kicked me in da nuts...
Matt:  I don't know dis NUTS!  What is NUTS??


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Me:  Okay, I'm going to vacuum now.
Hailey:  Okay...and we'll FREAK OUT!

* Their activity of choice during vacuuming is to run around and scream like crazy people.

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Matt:  I wanna play Memory.
Me (nearly gagging):  Okay, I'll set it up...oh, look!  It's 72 pieces.
Hailey (hands out very dramatically):  Um...I don't have time to play this game.  It's just too much.

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Me:  We can look at the toy section, but we're not buying anything.
Hailey:  Dat's right...because we have a ton of toys and they're driving you nuts.


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