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Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Wednesday Wonders

So, I had my "annual well woman visit" yesterday...the fun never ends.

Here are some of the things that came across my brain while preparing, waiting, and while I was actually on the table.

  • It really sucks that I didn't shower this morning...for HER!
  • I'm glad they don't dilate like the optometrist.
  • I don't ever want to be pregnant again.
  • I have to pee.
  • Will I have to pee in a cup?  Or should I just go now?
  • What IS Husband's birthday?
  • Ew...I can't believe I just shook her hand.
  • Why did I spend so much time looking for "good undies" this morning?  I just end up taking them off anyway.
  • How will she find my boobs when they're way down in my armpits?
  • Good...boobs are good.
  • Am I making jokes to detract from the fact that I'm splayed naked on a table?  I thought this only happened in bad 80s movies.
  • I am quite amusing though.
  • I think she and I have differing definitions of "a little pressure."
  • Whoa...I just let her do things to me that I haven't let Husband do in weeks.
  • Great...mammogram in 3 years...good times.
  • What now?  She's saying I high five her?  Or nothing?  
  • Ew...I can't believe I just shook her hand again.