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Saturday, September 24, 2011

My Lazy Morning

 

  • Hmmm...why am I up?  It's only 6:15.
  • Oh, right...I have to pee.
  • I'll go pee and then go right back to bed.
  • Gotta be quiet...don't want to wake Husband.
  • Back to sleep.
  • Wow...it's 9:15 already?
  • I can't believe I fell back to sleep for that long.
  • Ew...it's cloudy out.
  • I'm going back to sleep.
  • I don't really have anything to do today anyway.
  • I hate cloudy days.
  • Husband's still sleeping too.
  • Ohmigosh...it's 11:00.
  • That's pretty late.
  • Where's Husband?
  • Oh, he's downstairs making me breakfast.
  • Nice...
  • How nice...he already brought my coffee up.
  • Love that man.

  • Thanks for breakfast, Honey.
  • I'm just going to watch some HGTV while I eat.
  • Then I'll get in the shower.
  • Yeah...we can go grocery shopping whenever...no rush.
  • Not too much to do today...after all, it's cloudy.

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My Actual Morning

  • Holy shit.
  • It's 6:00 already.
  • I wish I'd set it for 6:15.
  • Damn...it's cloudy for the bazillion-th day in a row.
  • I'll just shut my eyes for a minute.
  • Husband's still sleeping, so it makes it okay for me.

  • Holy shit.
  • It's 6:24.
  • I should get up and throw some coffee down my throat before those little Crazies wake up.
  • But it's so cloudy.
  • Just a few minutes of laying here.
  • Then I'll get up.

  • Goddammit!
  • It's 6:42.
  • Matt's average wake-up time this week has been 6:38.
  • I'm screwed.
  • I gotta get up.
  • Where the hell is my robe?
  • Damn dog makes so much noise...just gotta not kill her until Friday when the groomer comes.
  • Nice that you have to set a schedule to NOT kill the dog.
  • Why is the coffee blinking?
  • Oh right, I didn't refill it yesterday.
  • Fill it up.
  • Don't spill it.
  • You're still half asleep.
  • Snap out of it!
  • Pee.
  • Okay, coffee is ready for milk.
  • "MOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!"
  • WTF?
  • Shit!
  • I didn't even get milk into my coffee.
  • This is very unfair!

  • "Mom, I will be vewy vewy quiet if you bwing me downstaiws."
  • "Can't you just read a book for a few minutes?"
  • "Ummm...I don't think that's gonna work for me."  (hand to God, that's what he said)
  • "Whimper, whimper, whine."
  • "Hailey, I'll come back up for you."
  • I still haven't put any damn milk in my coffee.
  • I want to go back to bed.
  • It's freaking cloudy out.
  • "Hailey, do you want to come downstairs too?"
  • "Nope...I wanna lie here and you leave the door open."
  • "Okay...call me when you're ready."
  • Change Matt into undies, get him milk, hear more whimpering.
  • "Hailey, what's up?  Are you ready to come down?"
  • Vigorous nodding.
  • Matt's at the bottom of the stairs.
  • Maybe he could put milk in my coffee.
  • "Where's Daddy?"
  • "Shhh...he's still sleeping."
  • "Oh no...der he is...where's he going?"
  • "Um...apparently into the shower...the nice warm steamy shower.  All alone..."
  • "Why?"
  • "You got me."
  • "Can I have a snack?  And a drink?  And my blanket?"
  • And it starts...flu vaccinations, breakfast, and Tae Kwon Do today...not the lazy morning I used to have, but I got a couple of great hugs.