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Friday, November 4, 2011

Friday Night Leftovers - am I the only one?

Thanks to Danifred for hosting, as usual.


  • Am I the only one who listens to voicemail for the sole purpose of getting the icon off my display?

  • Am I the only one who wishes that I could call Toodles to solve my problems?

  • Am I the only one who has not yet switched to Winter clothes?  It's been in the 30s and 40s for a couple of weeks now!

  • Am I the only one who would rather wear heels than flats?  Flats make me feel fat and dumpy...is that weird?  Plus, they hurt my feet...is THAT weird?

  • Am I the only one who wishes they'd make kid-sized coat racks?  The Crazies have bins near the front door, but they're totally disorganized and drive me nuts.

  • Am I the only one who HAS to read before going to sleep?

  • Am I the only one who had a Moms' Night Out last night, got in at 11:45, and was up by 6:00?

  • Am I the only one who fights the urge to Chapstick their son's entire face in the Winter?  He's so sensitive!

  • Am I the only one who loves getting flowers for no reason?  Actually, there is a reason...his reason was "because you're you."  Love that man.

  • Am I the only one who loves waking up cranky Crazies from their nap b/c they played for waaaaaayyyyyy too long and barely slept?  Serves them right.

  • Am I the only one whose ass knows her pants are on backwards before her brain?  Seriously...I got dressed for the gym this week, so we're talking workout pants.  Anyway, I'm walking around the house, but something was just "off."  Turns out, my pants were on backwards.  First, I'm an adult and should be able to dress myself.  Second, why did my brain now know?  Is my ass smarter than my brain?  Probably.

  • Am I the only one who cleans up after seeing how cluttered my counters look from a FB picture upload?  Doesn't count then, does it?

  • Am I the only one who loves FNL?  Yeah, I doubt it too.

Halloween 2011 - ever wonder if your kids are on drugs?

Duuuuude...am I holding a ghost, Matt?
I don't know...do you think this is a live outlet?  I dare you to lick it!  Heehee...

OMG...dude...this is hysterical?
I know...do my eyes look funny? 
Noooo way...am I still holding a ghost?

That's it!  This ghost needs a good ass whooping!
Haha...I'm going to pee my pants...STOP!

Yeahhhhhhh!!!  Halloween rules!
Um...you're kind of turning into a buzzkill...stop being so loud.
Sorry...a good ghost whooping always fires me up.
Do we have any Funyuns?

Did you see THAT?
What?
Something totally just floated across the room.
No, it didn't...you are crazy...(hysterical laughter)

Wait, wait, wait...take one more picture...I'm wearing a freaking kitty cat!

Let's go...I'm bored.
Hold on...I'm feeding this ghost a plug...he was hungry.
I think I need a sub...or some chocolate...or some Cheetos.

You look cute, Matt!
Thanks...you too, Hailey.
Let's go get some CANDY!!!

Hey, look!  TWO SAWS!!!  HAHAHA!
Ummm...he's making me nervous!

What are you nervous about?  I won't cut you...I only cut trees!

Pictures with Daddy...cute!

Pictures with Mommy...cute!
(I just loved the way Hailey was looking at me in this one...plus Matt's "cheese" face)

So, there you have it...our Halloween.
Trick-or-treating was awesome.
Hailey was all about knocking on doors.
They both said "trick-or-treat" and "thank you."
We have pretty awesome neighbors.
One of whom died recently and while we were hearing about it, Hailey marched up and said, "YOU GUYS ARE WASTING TIME!!!"  
Nice, Hails...
We came home and watched The Great Pumpkin.
It was a great night.


*  Disclaimer:  No children were actually on drugs for this photo shoot...it just seems like it!