Let's just be clear about one thing.
When I say "we," I really me "me."
I did the whole fucking thing.
I know, I know...I posted pictures of Matt and Hailey hanging ornaments on the tree, but then they deserted me.
Anyway, I thought it would be cute to set my camera to the interval timer and take a picture every three minutes.
I don't know if you'd call it cute, but it certainly is entertaining.
So, we all started out together. I would instruct the Crazies on ornament placement and maximum limb weight...very educational.
Then they vanished!
If you're wondering what happened next, keep reading.
|Look at this beautiful ornament! Let's decorate the tree together! Look, Daddy! LOOK!!!|
|Okay, gotta hydrate before we continue decorating and, Husband, put on some Christmas songs, okay? Perfect!|
|I feel pretty, oh so pretty...where the fuck is everyone, anyway??? I never pose like this in front of anyone else...just for my own amusement!|
|Hi! Still me, all by myself...look how good I am at putting this ornament on the tree. This is getting a little annoying...where IS everyone!?! Oh, who cares...they'd probably just annoy me anyway.|
|Oh, man...now I'm kinda sad. This was supposed be a fun family activity...now I'm all alone...|
|Oh, well...fuck it...let's party!!!|
|That's right you aholes...you'd better get your asses to work before I'm completely sauced! You never know what's going to happen when I break out the vodka (that's been in the freezer since August and is probably totally rank by now).|
|Oh WOW! Here I am...alone again! Well, you know what you get for leaving me alone? I'm going to put these ugly Martha Stewart birds on the tree this year...yeah...that's what you get for leaving me all alone!|
|It's MY tree...all MINE! You guys can't even LOOK at it!|
And that's how the tree REALLY got trimmed...