We had a FIRST this weekend...Husband and Matt crossed streams.
It was Matt's idea.
Husband was already going and Matt just pulled up to the bar.
He couldn't do it though.
He got total stage fright.
Then he said, "can you put that thing away?"
I lost my shit b/c I thought he was talking about the "one eyed monster" and that he was intimidated or something...turns out, he was talking about Husband's belt buckle.
Very intimidating.
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As I was getting ready to watch the Giants/Packers game, I pulled out my computer to see if anyone was talking shit on FB.
Hailey takes one look at me and says (in a completely horrified voice), "Hey Mom! You can't watch the TV and your computer at the same time!!!!"
It's like she doesn't know me at all.
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I bought a box-o-wine last week.
Don't judge me...
It was $15.99 for four bottles worth of wine.
I like wine...I like money...win-win.
Plus, if you haven't heard, boxed wines are getting pretty damn good.
Anyway, the first time I opened it, I guess I didn't exactly close the tap correctly and it leaked all over the shelf.
I was pissed.
Not as pissed as if it had been in a bottle, but still pissed.
I'm showing Husband tonight and he says, "it looks like your box drank the wine that leaked."
To which I quickly retorted with, "my box is drunk."
I wish I could say it's the first time my box has been drunk.
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12 comments:
Can you put that thing away? Bwahahaha!!!
It would have been such a lesson for me if I'd had a boy...Hubby always closes the door when he goes, so I have zero experience with pee streams (and I'm OK with that). ;)
I don't even know what to say...
Could not be happier the Giants won. Seriously. We were yelling and high fiving so much you would think it was the Bears. ;)
You are so funny. :) my box is drunk. Haha
do you have a boxed wine that you recommend? ;) i seriously want to know!
I may or may not have used "my box is drunk" line before...it may or may not have been after spilling an entire adult beverage in my crotchital region.
I seem to have problems with this.
Bwhahahahaha! I just spit mashed potatoes on the computer. thanks for that!
Just love the inappropriate banter between you and hubby.
Yes, I was curious about a good boxed wine, too! :-) Love your logic on wine and money!!
We are dangerously low on wine in this house (as in our large wine rack isn't full...). We'll be in the wine region in March but at Great wolf Lodge with the kids - we'll have to venture out at least one afternoon and hit our favorite winery! We'll be back this summer, too!
You mean, some people watch tv and AREN'T on the computer at the same time? really?? ha!
I'm still giggling about the belt buckle. Hysterical!
That's what she said.
Ha!
cracking up over Matt.
also, box-of-wine is the best. i love the kind from target!
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