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Friday, March 16, 2012

Friday Night Leftovers (The Pocahontas Edition)

Head over to Danifred's for a bit...she's still in the throes of newborn-ness with Blue and needs your support like she needs a slice of cheese!

  • So, we're obsessed with a new movie.

  • I do not include myself in the aforementioned "we."

  • Matt hasn't pledge his love to Pocahontas like he has to Jasmine and Ariel (ya know, because of their tummies...they're so "pwetty"), so I think the Native Americans are safe from him.

  • Those genies and mermaids had better watch out though. This boys has got some moves.

  • I've been asked 514 times to watch a "horrible storm" due to this cinematic wonder.

  • The Crazies may never refer to American Indians using their proper name...unfortunately, this damn movie has them calling them "savages" and I'm mortified.

  • In case you haven't noticed, we're having unbelievable weather here on the East Coast.

  • Can I really say that I live on the East Coast anymore?  The damn beach is 3.5 hours away!  I miss living on the BEACH!!!

  • I'm going to see Sister this coming week.  I can't wait to hold that little wobbly head.

  • The baby's head...not Sister's!

  • A bunch of my eyelashes came out in the middle of one of my eyelids.  I look stupid.

  • Other people probably can't tell though because I spend an inordinate amount of time rearranging my remaining eyelashes with mascara so you can't see the "bald spot."

  • I'm loving my new spring clothes...thanks LOFT.

  • Playing outside keeps the inside of my house from getting more fucked up.  I made the mistake of calling it "clean" this week and was quickly reminded that "clean" is not what the inside of my house actually is.  I had no business using that word and I apologize profusely.

  • Precisely, what the HELL is a Leprechaun Trap?

  • We have no plans for St. Patrick's Day and I'm not really sorry about that.  Drunk people just annoy me these days.  What I AM sorry about is that I am not having corned beef and cabbage.  I yearn for it, but I married a guido who has no intention of eating that "crap."  He keeps telling me that I can make it for myself, but he has no clue how much one batch actually makes!  I'll be farting for WEEKS!!!

  • I was $40 under our grocery budget this week...holla!

  • These things freak me out on a daily basis. What the hell are they looking at, anyway??


  • Have a great weekend, all!

10 comments:

Carrie27 said...

I need to add you to my Twitter - just been dying under sickness lately.

I think it is hysterical that Matt only adores the tummy bearing princesses.

Christina said...

Love this! :) Have a great weekend my friend!

MandyE (Twin Trials and Triumphs) said...

Yeah, we won't be constructing any Leprechaun traps here, for sure.

How'd you do that with your grocery budget??? Is that because you're getting CSA stuff already? I haven't seen a number that low since we were newly married and I could barely cook! ;)

And have you announced Nugget's name yet? I know you can't wait for that visit!!!

Mandy said...

Those dolls would have never made it out of the box. Straight to goodwill!

And the guido is right, CB&C is naaaaaasty! I have to make about 60 pounds tomorrow, vomit! I love cabbage but the beef is just too much. I'm already heaving.

You can get bald spots in your eyelashes?! WTH?!

strongblonde said...

how long will you get to stay with sister and little C? i hope you get to stay awhile!!

and clean? it's a total relative term now, right? what i USED to consider clean/dirty has a whole new meaning now. ...or maybe i'm just more tolerant of dirt? gross.

how did your eyelashes fall out?? new mascara? old mascara? rough face washing??

Manda said...

you are truly demented sometimes.

can't wait for you to be here so you can hold my wobbly head.

The Captain's Wife said...

i miss the loft....

how old were the crazies when they started watching movies? K just started but we get stuck on one for weeks at a time and i can't get her to switch, any suggestions?

i bet by the time you get to Beantown sister's head will be equally wobbly!

Hillary said...

The savages comment made me giggle inappropriately!

Barbara Manatee said...

I want some new spring clothes!!

Yeah for weekend with Sister and baby!!! I hope the week goes by fast so you can hurry up and get there...but that your weekend goes slow so you can have lots of time with them!

We usually make Corned Beef and cabbage but didn't this year. Kinda bummed.

Clean? I only really "clean" when we are having company.

Danifred said...

So many of the early Disney movies are so un-PC. The Jungle Book might be the worst.

10 more pounds and the Loft and I are going to reunite!