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Tuesday, April 3, 2012

So, I want to boil some eggs...

They're high in protein and a quick snack.  I think it's the perfect thing to keep those fatty-fat moments at bay...so, I take the eggs out and put them on the counter.

  • Wait...I need to wash the pot.
  • Yes, I'll wipe your ass.
  • Oh, you had an accident?  GREAT!
  • I'll go upstairs for another pair of underwear.
  • Geez...I gotta do the Crazies' laundry.  It's piling up!
  • I grabbed that and lugged it downstaris.
  • Shit.  I never put the jackets away from this morning.
  • I'll do that now.
  • Yes, I have your underwear...HOLD ON A SEC!!!
  • Sorry.  No, Mommy shouldn't have yelled at you.
  • Damn, now we're out of toilet paper.
  • I'll go back upstairs to replenish.  Not having toilet paper just isn't an option around Casa de Crazies.
  • Geez...the upstairs garbage cans are so full.
  • I'll empty them (I'm so productive)!
  • I feel like there's something I should be doing.
  • Damn...I totally forgot to start the laundry.
  • Grab toilet paper and garbage bags and head back down.
  • No, you can put your own pants back on...I got you the underwear.  Sheesh!
  • Wait...you have to take a shit now?  Go ahead...hold your penis down!
  • Okay...what was I doing?   I know I was doing something!  WTF!
  • Yes, I'll wipe your ass now.
  • The dog has to go out.
  • No you can't go outside...it's almost time for naps.
  • I need to start the laundry.
  • Yes, you can play downstairs for a few minutes.
  • Yes, I'll turn the heat on.
  • No, you can't wrestle.
  • No, don't come in here.
  • Yes, I'm putting laundry in the machine.
  • What?  It's water...it's not rocks!  (for some reason, someone though rocks were pouring into our washing machine)
  • Okay...back upstairs.
  • Damn...I forgot to wash that pot.
  • What did I need the pot for though?
  • Ugh...I gotta empty the recycling.  I hate when it gets all crazy.
  • Put the school bags away.
  • Put my gym bag away.
  • Take the garbage from upstairs out.
  • Go into the kitchen to see if I can remember why I was washing that pot.
  • STOP FIGHTING!!!
  • That's it!  It's time for naps...come up here!
  • I'll clean the counter while they're making their way up.
  • Why the hell are the eggs out?
And I'm done...this is why nothing gets done around here.  There are CONSTANT interruptions!!!

10 comments:

Carrie27 said...

This is so my house every.single.day. Sigh.

Manda said...

OMG I feel like this is me every day now. Glad I'm not alone!

Amy said...

I'm sure it's how dogs' thoughts flow as well as a mother of little ones.

Mom said...

OK - STOP! I'm not only crying from laughing so hard but snorting too!!!

No hard-boiled eggs for you - but you got so much done...

Mom said...

Maybe it's cosmic - like payback for when you were kids? Hmmm...

Manda said...

ps - later on this day i pumped and left my milk on her dresser for a while. i went back in to get something and realized it was there. duh.

Amanda said...

AMEN!

Amanda said...

AMEN!

Amanda said...

AMEN!

Barbara Manatee said...

This was SO my morning yesterday when I was trying to pack to head to my parents for the weekend! I attempted to get the suitcase from the basement 4x and got distracted by the kids or hubby or dogs over and over! seriously! ha!