Bullets...not that kind I want to use on someone either (well, maybe just a few people)

• We're officially moving.
• Next week.
• Yes, I'm dying.
• No, I'm not happy yet.
• I hate real estate people.
• I don't understand what the fuck a surveyor does.
• What is "underwriting?"
• Why am I doing this again?
• That's right...more space and a less busy street.
• Why did everyone seem to know when we were closing before us?
• Do I even have a say anymore?
• The Crazies are handling it well so far.
• Given the fact that we just found out yesterday.
• I packed up the half bathroom and the area under my bathroom sink yesterday.
• We tackled the arts & crafts center today.
• 4-year olds do NOT understand the word "purging."
• They do understand the words "because I said so" and "because it's unnecessary and you'll never use it again in your entire life."
• I'm afraid Husband may kill someone before this is over.
• I'm more afraid that I'll just sit back and laugh rather than trying to stop him.
• That's all for now...have to tutor in 2 minutes.