It's New Years Day.
We spend the day with family in a very relaxing way.
Life is good.
We decide to take down the indoor Christmas decorations the next day...our very last day of vacation.
We have a lovely dinner of sausage and peppers (I kind of rock that dish these days).
We put the Crazies to bed with only one interruption (Matt never takes a shit before going to bed...he HAS to wait until lights out has come and gone...so annoying, but at least he's not shitting his pants anymore, right?).
The Giants were beating the Cowboys (woohoo!), so I decide to take a bath during half-time.
The lovely part of being on vacation is being able to take a bath at 9:45 PM.
I draw the bath at just the right temperature, drop in my LUSH bath bar, make sure my ESPN alerts are on, and turn up my "relaxation" music (great app for my new iPhone).
I get into the bath, pull the bubbles up to my face, take a sip of wine, and realize that Aurora is fucking staring right at my vagina.
Hmmm...that's kind of weird (especially b/c Hailey drew all over her face with a bath crayon and she looks a little bit like a murder victim).
I close my eyes, inhale deeply, concentrate on the music, and try to relax.
One eye peeks open (stupid involuntary movements).
She's staring right at me.
I wonder, "Do other people have this problem?"
I rearrange my bubbles and violently kick her over...drowning her in a completely satisfactory manner.
Problem solved (until her stupid hair gets tangled in my toes).
Happy New Year, peeps!