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Friday, February 3, 2012

Friday Night Leftovers (the disclaimer edition)

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  • I congratulated a couple on their twins tonight at Pan.era.  They were sweet boys and they were sleeping.  The Dad said it "hasn't been that bad."
    • Disclaimer:  I may have been lying when I told them it gets easier (as Hailey was dragging me by my back pockets to the car).

  • I have been spending a lot of time fostering Hailey's love of watercolor paints.
    • Disclaimer:  This may or may not be because it's freaking QUIET in our house and no one is fighting.

  • We switched the Crazies to Friday night for Tae Kwon Do.  It's just easier for our schedule.
    • Disclaimer:  The fact that one of the instructors on Saturdays may or may not remind us of a pedophile had nothing to do with it.

  • I have a real issue recognizing people out of the context with which I'm familiar.  For instance, I know there was a preschool parent at TKD tonight, but I couldn't place her at the time because we weren't in preschool.
    • Disclaimer:  I drank a lot in my 20s.

  • We are really working on conflict resolution in Casa de Crazy.
    • Disclaimer:  This may or may not involve pretending not to hear certain arguments with the high hopes that they work themselves out.

  •  I was accused of stealing Matt's toys today and told that I was NOT filling his bucket.
    • Disclaimer:  I took his toys as a consequence for saying "poopy" and I believe that saying "poopy" 500,000,000 times isn't filling MY bucket.

  • Speaking of buckets, the Crazies have been working on words that sound the same and words that sound different in preschool.  We were practicing on the way home the other day, and I seriously lost my shit when Matt blurts out "bucket, fucket...those words sound da same!"
    • Disclaimer:  I also laugh at fart jokes.

  • I have so many good posts in my head or on my phone.
    • I have nothing further to say about this one.

  • We have so many birthday parties this month.  I was all gung-ho at first, but I'm a little burned out and tomorrow is our first one (Baby Landon...keeper of the binks...is turning ONE already!).
    • Disclaimer:  Sometimes going through the rigamarole* of figuring out what to get each kid, buying TWO different gifts for each kid, actually getting to store, and wrapping them kind of takes the fun out of it (let's not even talk about the fact that I need to attend a pool party this Sunday...in all of my Winter Whiteness).

  • I wanted to send a real wise-ass response to this FB stranger, but I took the high road even though I thought my initial response to this picture was kind of funny.
    • Disclaimer:  This chick is probably an asshole and will be for life.  People who take their fitness a bit too seriously are starting tick me off.  For God's sake, it was a fucking joke!!!


I'll do my Photo-a-Day later on...I already know which celebrity I love to hate.  She is so damn cute that I want to punch her in the face.  Stay tuned...**


* Can't believe "rigamarole" is a real word that WASN'T picked up by spellcheck.  I totally thought Husband made that word up.

**  Blogger isn't publishing my shit...you may be "staying tuned" for a long fucking time.