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| Head over to Danifred's for a bit...she's still in the throes of newborn-ness with Blue and needs your support like she needs a slice of cheese! |
- So, we're obsessed with a new movie.
- I do not include myself in the aforementioned "we."
- Matt hasn't pledge his love to Pocahontas like he has to Jasmine and Ariel (ya know, because of their tummies...they're so "pwetty"), so I think the Native Americans are safe from him.
- Those genies and mermaids had better watch out though. This boys has got some moves.
- I've been asked 514 times to watch a "horrible storm" due to this cinematic wonder.
- The Crazies may never refer to American Indians using their proper name...unfortunately, this damn movie has them calling them "savages" and I'm mortified.
- In case you haven't noticed, we're having unbelievable weather here on the East Coast.
- Can I really say that I live on the East Coast anymore? The damn beach is 3.5 hours away! I miss living on the BEACH!!!
- I'm going to see Sister this coming week. I can't wait to hold that little wobbly head.
- The baby's head...not Sister's!
- A bunch of my eyelashes came out in the middle of one of my eyelids. I look stupid.
- Other people probably can't tell though because I spend an inordinate amount of time rearranging my remaining eyelashes with mascara so you can't see the "bald spot."
- I'm loving my new spring clothes...thanks LOFT.
- Playing outside keeps the inside of my house from getting more fucked up. I made the mistake of calling it "clean" this week and was quickly reminded that "clean" is not what the inside of my house actually is. I had no business using that word and I apologize profusely.
- Precisely, what the HELL is a Leprechaun Trap?
- We have no plans for St. Patrick's Day and I'm not really sorry about that. Drunk people just annoy me these days. What I AM sorry about is that I am not having corned beef and cabbage. I yearn for it, but I married a guido who has no intention of eating that "crap." He keeps telling me that I can make it for myself, but he has no clue how much one batch actually makes! I'll be farting for WEEKS!!!
- I was $40 under our grocery budget this week...holla!
- These things freak me out on a daily basis. What the hell are they looking at, anyway??
- Have a great weekend, all!
