They're high in protein and a quick snack. I think it's the perfect thing to keep those fatty-fat moments at bay...so, I take the eggs out and put them on the counter.
- Wait...I need to wash the pot.
- Yes, I'll wipe your ass.
- Oh, you had an accident? GREAT!
- I'll go upstairs for another pair of underwear.
- Geez...I gotta do the Crazies' laundry. It's piling up!
- I grabbed that and lugged it downstaris.
- Shit. I never put the jackets away from this morning.
- I'll do that now.
- Yes, I have your underwear...HOLD ON A SEC!!!
- Sorry. No, Mommy shouldn't have yelled at you.
- Damn, now we're out of toilet paper.
- I'll go back upstairs to replenish. Not having toilet paper just isn't an option around Casa de Crazies.
- Geez...the upstairs garbage cans are so full.
- I'll empty them (I'm so productive)!
- I feel like there's something I should be doing.
- Damn...I totally forgot to start the laundry.
- Grab toilet paper and garbage bags and head back down.
- No, you can put your own pants back on...I got you the underwear. Sheesh!
- Wait...you have to take a shit now? Go ahead...hold your penis down!
- Okay...what was I doing? I know I was doing something! WTF!
- Yes, I'll wipe your ass now.
- The dog has to go out.
- No you can't go outside...it's almost time for naps.
- I need to start the laundry.
- Yes, you can play downstairs for a few minutes.
- Yes, I'll turn the heat on.
- No, you can't wrestle.
- No, don't come in here.
- Yes, I'm putting laundry in the machine.
- What? It's water...it's not rocks! (for some reason, someone though rocks were pouring into our washing machine)
- Okay...back upstairs.
- Damn...I forgot to wash that pot.
- What did I need the pot for though?
- Ugh...I gotta empty the recycling. I hate when it gets all crazy.
- Put the school bags away.
- Put my gym bag away.
- Take the garbage from upstairs out.
- Go into the kitchen to see if I can remember why I was washing that pot.
- STOP FIGHTING!!!
- That's it! It's time for naps...come up here!
- I'll clean the counter while they're making their way up.
- Why the hell are the eggs out?
And I'm done...this is why nothing gets done around here. There are CONSTANT interruptions!!!
