10. Having to pay out my ass for school pictures...seriously $150...what a racket!
9. Winter clothes...jackets, gloves, hats, snow pants, socks, more gloves, more hats, long underwear, pants, sweatshirts, and more socks.
8. No sex life. None.
7. There is shit all over every table that I own...and none of it is mine.
5. Halloween candy...knowing when to say yes and knowing when it's time to say no (and then shoving it all in my piehole like a fatass).
4. Drama (this is just from Hailey, but it's unbearable).
3. Not doing shit fast enough...then complaining that we're late.
2. Giving me this sore throat. You can only get coughed on, sneezed on, and spit on so many times by these little germbags before it catches up with you ("haha...I just spit on you Mommy...haha")
1. Interrupting any and all conversations I am trying to have with Husband. It's impossible to discuss anything until after bedtime...and then I'm too damn tired.
How are your kids currently screwing YOU over?