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Thursday, January 24, 2013

The Guilt Has Been Released

Right over here.

Hailey-isms Trump Guilt

So, I was going to write a post on guilt and how I can't make everyone happy and how I'm very  nervous about going back to work next year b/c things will change and then I REALLY won't be able to make everyone happy.

Then I thought, fuck that.

Everyone's heard it...no one wants to listen to my sob story.

So, I changed directions and thought I'd share some Hailey-isms from the past week...enjoy!

One day we were talking about the fact that Daddy was going to go to the gym.
I jokingly said, "Yeah...he's going to abandon us."
Hailey, in total shock, screamed, "HE'S GOING TO BE IN A BAND???!!!???"


The Crazies were watching television on the couch.
Daddy brought them cheesesticks.
Hailey unwrapped hers and said, "Daddy...here!"
I said, "Hailey, you know where that goes."
She said (in a total teenager-ish voice), "But I don't want to get UP!!!"


We were eating lunch one day after preschool and she says, "God must be very tired from making all da people...well, dat's probably easy, but then the whole world???  He must be VERY tired!"

So, that's all.  Don't be surprised if the guilt post ends up on the private blog later on, but for now, I would like to focus on the funny.